Witch Diseases are peculiar diseases that witches can suffer from. These diseases will, at most times, affect a witches magical powers. Sometimes, a witch may be unable to use their magic for various reasons or other unwanted side effects may occur. Although, some diseases don't affect a witches magic, rather, the witch themself. For example: Making them spoil rotten, being trapped in a magical place like the Jealo Sea, or being green with envy. Reasons for witches to suffer from these diseases are most likely because of their ill-mannered personalities, the weather, the holiday, the common flus or when they eat food groups that they shouldn't be eating.
Witch Problems are problems that witches can get in. The only reasons for these problems are the limitation of magic (weather, atmosphere) and certain dangerous forces (Vampire, Witch Hunter).
The affected witches may be stuck in their problems for a long or undetermined time if the problem/disease won't be resolved/cured. The affected is dependent on times, which can be better or worse.
Some example of Diseases and Problems below:
Punitus
Appearance:
Effects:
Everything a witch says to be taken literally and to come true,
Example:
A screaming eye appears when Hilda tries to conjure up some ice cream; Davy Jones of the Monkees appears when Hilda feels like she has "a monkey on her back"; Zelda's tongue is removed and temporarily placed in Salem's possession when Hilda asks Zelda if a cat has got her tongue; and Dante ends up with a large bone in his head when called a bonehead.
Reason for disease:
Unknown. Probably due to the witches fun-loving personality.
Patients:
Bat breath
Appearance:
Effects:
When a witch says something ,a bat flies out from their mouth.
Reason for disease:
Eating pomegranates.
Patients:
Treatment:
"Hildatosis" potion
Finger Lickin'
Appearance:
Effects:
Makes witch unable to use their magic, transfers their magic to someone else, licking finger...
Reason for disease:
Finger Lickin' Flu
Patients:
Prevention:
Wearing mittens.
Treatment:
Use the "Wicked cold rainy thing" device.
Egotitis
Appearance:
Effects:
Makes a witch take things from other people.
Reason for disease:
When you’re trying to recapture the excitement of a holiday,then you feel as a child. So you act like a child, or medically speaking, a spoiled brat.
Patients:
Treatment:
The cure for this malady must come from within. You’ve got to rediscover the magic of that holiday and when you do, your egotitis will go away.
Witch-Snap
Appearance:
Fear Strikes Up a Conversation
Effects:
Makes a witch act crazy.
Reason for disease:
Having been overworked.
Patients:
Zelda Spellman, Hilda Spellman
Treatment:
Relaxing, no stress
Molecular Instability
Appearance:
Effects:
The effects of moleculars that transfer from one object to other which mean: when people collide, their body parts will get attached or remove, transfered to other, even they personality can be transfered and ect...
Effect of molecular that cannot be stable or cling on the objects which mean: when people impact to the parts on their body such as shake, hit..., they will break the position of the parts; or the molecular of object moving that will make that object break the shape and position such as melting, softer, shorter, thinner...ect...
And last, the effect of molecular that cannot be stable can cause objects to suck the other objects or object can crash and go through to other.
Reason for disease:
Sunspots
Sphere of Influence
The entire inner half of the Solar System.
Everyone can get this, even mortals.
Method resolved:
There's no way to end the effects of this problem, but you can only prevent it by staying away from impact or colliding with objects.
Pancake Madness
Appearance:
Effects:
Makes witch obsessed with eating pancakes.
Note:
Only the Spellman family has this disease.
Patients:
The Big Sleep
Appearance:
Effects:
Makes witches fall asleep instantaneously or gradually and then they begin to decompose.
Note:
Only the Spellman family has this disease.
Reason for disease:
Poppies
Patients:
Sabrina Spellman (because she's half Mortal she only gets sleep gradually), Hilda Spellman, Zelda Spellman
Jealotosis
Appearance:
Effects:
Makes a witch's eyes literally turn green with envy. When the symptoms of jealotosis reach their pique (much like a fever spike), the sufferer is transported to the Jealo-sea where they must develope a sence of self-confidence.
Reason for disease:
Being envious and jealous too much.
Patients:
Sabrina Spellman, Zelda Spellman (but just for a short while)
Getitis
Appearance:
Effects:
Makes a witch become spoiled rotten.
Reason for disease:
Being
selfish.Patients:
Treatment:
Get back everything of other persson that gave away.
Spring Fever
Appearance:
Effects:
Takes away witch's concentration and makes her have vivid daydreams. As an added issue, these daydreams are visible or shared with any nearby Witch Hunter.
Reason for disease:
When a witch is excited about an event
Patients:
Treatment:
Experience what the witch is excited about.
(Zelda's theory is if you overcome your daydream, you can get cured too.)
Note:
This diseases can spread to other witch if the patient touches their caster part (Example, Sabrina touches Dreama's ear, her caster part).
Witch Hunter Problem
Appearance:
Problems:
Witch turn into a mouse.
Reason of problem:
When a Witch does magic and get catch by a Witch Hunter and that Witch Hunter declares that is a witch.
Patients:
Method resolved:
To turn that witch got turn into a mouse back to the normal form, have to remove the Witch Hunter gene.
To remove the Witch Hunter gene:
First, that Witch Hunter have to strap to the operating table and strong electrical currents crackle up the capacitors.
You have to place the electrodes in the precise spots in a precise order:
- Place the first one just above that Witch Hunter's left eye
- Place the second one goes between the index finger and thumb, without touching that Witch Hunter's palm.
- Place the last one goes on that Witch Hunter's tongue
Last step, pulls the switch.
Then the Witch Hunter gene will appear (appearance as a tiny blue jeans), drop that genes in the acid wash.
Note:
That witch will stuck as a mouse for the whole 100 years if the Witch Hunter gene won't remove after an hour.
Candy Heart Syndrome
Appearance:
Effects:
- Candy Heart: The patient's heart turn into a heart made from Valentine candy. Use the Key of that witch's heart and do magic at their chest to make a trap door with a keyhole appears over the witch's heart, sticks the key in the lock and turn it and you will see the witch's heart, there's problem if the heart turn into a heart made from candy with: BE MINE, NO BE MINE printed on it.
- Hiccuping Valentines: When hiccup, hearts fly from the patient's mouth. Thw witch hiccups consecutive.
- Racing Heart: The patient's heart beats loud and fast. Sometime there's a love music emanates from patient's heart.
Reason for disease:
A witch gets this only around Valentine's Day when two mortals are vying for
the witch's heart.
Patients:
Treatment:
Must stop one of the mortals from vying for the patient's heart
You can call professional like Cupid for help.
Caution:
That witch's symptoms are going to get progressively worse over the next couple of hours. Must cure for the patient soon or that witch will become cold, heartless and unable to love anyone.
Fall to Pieces
Appearance:
Problems:
Turn a witch into stone and falls to pieces
Reason of problem:
If a witch is separated from their soul mate, they turn to stone and fall to pieces.
Patients:
Hilda Spellman, Sabrina Spellman
Method resolved:
Fix that Stone person with pieces backto their rightful form. Then take that Stone person to The Life and Storage Warehouse (Example, Ed's Life and Storage Warehouse), where that person can come back to life. Someone else must pay with their own personal sacrifice(Example: true love, adult years...) to save that person turned to stone's life.
Note:
If you cannot fix that person back to the normal form, you can get a help from a professional, simply, cast this spell:
- We can't fix (name of person turned into stone and felt to pieces) but someone else can,
- Send us an expert like Rodin.
Blind Faith
Appearance:
Problems:
Turn a witch into a new Blind Faith, which make them be blind
Reason of problem:
If a witch uses their magic to make people trust them for too long
Patients:
Method resolved:
The witch, or the new Blind Faith, have to completely honous with one of the people who underspell.